Tee hee Tee hee Tee hee. Dateline Giggle Giggle: Two newspaper workers, in an attempt to stay Snuggly warm in a drafty newsroom have found that the Snuggie not only frees their arms to set copy, but also sweeps them up into an irresistable vortex of the Giggles.
[Photo not recovered: We cannot stop laughing. The Snuggie Giggle Fit is taking hold! We be laughin'.]We cannot stop laughing. The Snuggie Giggle Fit is taking hold! We be laughin\'.
[Photo not recovered: Check Brook out in Life&Style Weekly Magazine, the Oscar Edition, hitting newstands today!]Check Brook out in Life&Style Weekly Magazine, the Oscar Edition hitting newstands today!
Many of you ultra-cool people discovering SnuggieSightings.com for the first time have found us through Life&Style Weekly magazine. We want to extend a warm welcome to you, and provide you with a familiar face; that of our Snuggie Wizardess, Brook, who appeared in today's (hot of the presses) Oscar Edition of Life&Style Weekly Magazine.
[Photo not recovered: Brook Pins 900 Pound Fleur-de-lis to Wall with her Snuggie Wizardess Powers.]Brook Pins 900 Pound Fleur-de-lis to Wall with her Snuggie Wizardess Powers.
[Photo not recovered: Wanna see my groovy Snuggie magic?]Wanna see my groovy Snuggie magic?
She can also cast Fireballs, as pictured here at the local park.
[Photo not recovered: No children were alarmed by the fireball. They were under the Snuggie's spell.]No children were alarmed by the fireball. They were under the Snuggie\'s spell.
Brook spends her days teaching her class a great illustration in comparison and contrast - case in point, her lesson on the Snuggie vs. the Blanket.
[Photo not recovered: Compare and Contrast the Blanket and the Snuggie. Great moments in Education History - note Date on the chalkboard 2/24/09, and the time is 2:22 pm. History preserved. Brook = Teacher of the Year.]Compare and Contrast the Blanket and the Snuggie. Great moments in Education History - note Date on the chalkboard 2/24/09, and the time is 2:22 pm. History preserved. Brook = Teacher of the Year.
We must take a closer look at the board...
[Photo not recovered: Note to Brook ~ Add 'Can Get you in Life&Style Weekly Magazine and on SnuggieSightings.com' to the Snuggie circle.]Note to Brook ~ Add \'Can Get you in Life&Style Weekly Magazine and on SnuggieSightings.com\' to the Snuggie circle.
Mike W. wrote in to share about his recent Milk Run Forgetfulness. The assignment was easy: take the 3 boys and run to the corner store and grab a gallon of Whole Milk. All was going well until Mike and the boys happened upon the 'As Seen on TV' section. Pictured in this Polaroid is the cause of his Memento Moment.
[Photo not recovered: 'Whoa! The gang is all here. Must. Resist. Don't. See. Snuggie. Think. I. Can...uh-oh. Is that a Snuggie display over there? I'm in trouble.']\'Whoa! The gang is all here. Must. Resist. Don\'t. See. Snuggie. Think. I. Can...uh-oh. Is that a Snuggie display over there? I\'m in trouble.\'
[Photo not recovered: Remember when kids used to beg for candy at stores? Those days are officially over.]Remember when kids used to beg for candy at stores? Those days are officially over.
The forgetful dad may not have made it home with the milk, but his boys are glad to report that Mom is warm and cozy in her Snuggie, is able to clean spills with her ShamWow, and her AquaGlobes make for stylish earrings, suitable for a Dinner Party or a Night Out on the Town.
Amanda sent in these great Snuggie pics of her and her sis, Ashley, Snuggie-Gating at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, FL on February 21, 2009.
[Photo not recovered: Hey look at me, my arms are free, I'm Snuggie-Gating, just my sister and me.]Hey look at me, my arms are free, I\'m Snuggie-Gating, just my sister and me.
Here they are, just minding their own business in their Snuggies.
[Photo not recovered: Amanda and Ashley brave the jaws of the hungry hatchback in their Snuggies. Hatchback suffers lockjaw - two more lives saved by the Snuggie.]Amanda and Ashley brave the jaws of the hungry hatchback in their Snuggies. Hatchback suffers lockjaw - two more lives saved by the Snuggie.
The sheer awesomeness of their choice of sleeved blankets caused a Monster Jam Truck Show to instantaneously break out.
[Photo not recovered: At first, those nearby snickered at the Snuggies. Then the sun went down and Raymond James grew chilly. I ask you, who looks warm and cozy in this picture, and who is laughing now?]At first, those nearby snickered at the Snuggies. Then the sun went down and Raymond James grew chilly. I ask you, who looks warm and cozy in this picture, and who is laughing now?
NOTE TO ANNOYING RADIO ANNOUNCER GUY: Replace 'Sundaaay, Sundaaay, Sundaaay' with 'Snuggie Snuggie Snuggie' to immediately triple your average attendance.
I ask you, Snuggie Sightings Fans, is there anything the Snuggie cannot do?
Avery and David were so inspired by the Snuggie Beer Pong Inaugural Season, that they have started their own league. And to coincide with baseball's own Spring Training, they want everyone to know that it is also time for Snuggie Beer Pong Pitchers to report to Spring Break Training.
[Photo not recovered: 'Let's be clever. I'll obstruct my face in an image...']\'Let\'s be clever. I\'ll obstruct my face in an image...\'[Photo not recovered: '...and I'll facial obstruct in the other. Dude! That SnuggieSightings.com guy will have to publish 2 pics of us...cause he's cool like that!']\'...and I\'ll facial obstruct in the other. Dude! That SnuggieSightings.com guy will have to publish 2 pics of us...cause he\'s cool like that!\'
I'll play along this time, guys. But next time, if you want to make it back onto this site, you're going to have to go above and beyond.
SNUGGIE BEER PONG FACT: When a Snuggie Beer Pong athlete wrecks his throwing arm and has to undergo surgery, it is not referred to as the 'Tommy John Surgery' in this league, but rather the 'John Daly Surgery'.
Just when you thought the Snuggie Mania was beginning to subside, this happens:
[Photo not recovered: Alicia inadvertently turns the furniture green as a full-on Snuggie-Envy blast permeates the room.]Alicia inadvertently turns the furniture green as a full-on Snuggie-Envy blast permeates the room.
There is no cure for Snuggie Envy. All you can do to preserve your furniture is to open the windows. Your friends, however, are without cure or hope. They will eventually all be sucked into the Vortex of Ultra-Cool, which is the Snuggie.
Note: 'Proximal' means nearby, or close. You're welcome.
The Florida Marlins announced today that their road uniforms will be Green Snuggies.
[Photo not recovered: The Snuggie replicates the Florida heat and humidity when the Marlins are on the road. Pictured is Marlins rookie reliever, Felipe, saying that when he wears the Snuggie on the road, he feels like he's right at home in Florida, with his cool Christmas lights still hanging in the background.]The Snuggie replicates the Florida heat and humidity when the Marlins are on the road. Pictured is Marlins rookie reliever, Felipe, saying that when he wears the Snuggie on the road, he feels like he\'s right at home in Florida, with his cool Christmas lights still hanging in the background.
