This just in. Snuggie Figure Skating has been made an Olympic Sport. Alicia, pictured below, is rejoicing at the news. "I used to Figure Skate in a blanket. Disaster. Not until I found the Snuggie did I find my true calling. I would like to thank Dorothy Hamill, the Snuggie, and of course the Olympic Committee. Vancouver, here I come!"
We last saw Kristina Snuggie-cising. She is back in her Snuggie, now relaxing on a Tropical Beach.
Kelly writes in and sent pics about her gift to her best friend, Meg. Kelly was convinced that she had bought Meg the greatest gift on the planet; the Snuggie. And indeed she had bought the greatest gift. Little did she know that Meg had received a Snuggie two hours prior from her dear Mother.
And here is the Birthday Card that Kelly sent in for Meg.
Attention, Hallmark - hire Kelly immediately for recognizing the under-served "Children with Mullets" demographic.
Jamie says that the Snuggie works in the bathroom as well. She's tested it and is glad that the Snuggie opens in the back. The Snuggie also maintains modesty, enabling Jamie to leave those pesky blinds open.
UPDATE: Get an update on Jamie here - Where are They Now? Jamie (a.k.a. Snuggie Bathroom Girl) Edition.
We last saw Bridget in the Snuggie Drinking Game. She is one woman who wears her Snuggie pride on her blanket sleeves.
Unfortunately, something she ate at the Buffet did not agree with her, despite the intergalactic sneeze shield. So off to the doctor did our Bridget go.
She was finally called back to see the doctor, who always gets a big kick out of her Kate Flannery (of "The Office" fame) impersonations.
It's the Jeff & Jer Snuggie giveaway on Star 94.1 in San Diego. They are giving away a Snuggie all next week at 6:20, 7:20, 8:20, and 9:20 AM.
Thanks for linking to the site, guys. Let me know if I can help with the giveaway at any time next week. Please email Snuggie Sightings.
Wild animals are instantly tamed by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie. Blake has no worries that Petri will remove her ribcage, which enables her to chat with friends on her cool cordless phone. I see a TV Show in Blake's future..."The Snuggie Lion Whisperer".
"SSSSHHHHH (insert shushing tone of Cesar Milan here) Mommy's on the phone, Petri....No, I am the Pack Leader."
Kristina is exercising, NAY, Snuggie-cising, in her Snuggie. If you've ever gone to the gym, geared up on a piece of equipment only to realize you've been plastered with Phantom Sweat, you'll realize the value in wearing a Snuggie. Although we dutifully acknowledge that the back of the Snuggie is open (some dare to call it a backward bathrobe...sacrilege!), it can easily be tucked under so not only are you protected, you are keeping your sweat to yourself. There is a rumor that some gyms are offering a 10% discount for Snuggie-cisers, since they reduce their labor costs. At that rate, the Snuggie will pay for itself within 2-3 months of you not going to the gym (it is approaching February, after all. I'm just saying.).
Kristina is all thumbs, showing her love for the Snuggie. Either that, or she's watching the Inauguration alone and Fist Bumping herself...but then...who took the picture? Yes, her smile betrays her. She loves her Snuggie.