Archive: February 2009

Kristina returns in her Snuggie, this time at the local car wash. She's buffing her car with a ShamWow. Now that is "As Seen on TV" class.

We have to screen the photos we receive. There are the fake Snuggie Sightings that get sent in. Yes, I'm talking to you, guy who sent in the Photoshoped image of your co-worker standing in front of a pyramid in Mexico. You called it El Snuggie to add to the authenticity. You had me at hello, until I noticed that your co-worker was hovering off the ground and he was wearing a gray Snuggie. Excuse me? Snuggies only come in 3 colors, and Gray is not one of them. Nice try.

And then we get the more subtle fakes. Case in point ...

Three of the four 'Snuggies' appear legitimate, but the fourth is clearly not a Snuggie. It is a different color and appears to be a Backward Bathrobe. There is such a glaring difference between a Backward Bathrobe and a Snuggie. Everyone knows the two are worlds apart.

Next time you are celebrating your birthday, John, don't invite the Fake Snuggie guy. I'm just sayin'. Perhaps that's why you gave him the Jelly Jar to drink out of. "What are you drinking fake Snuggie guy?" "I'm drinking Welch's"

Useless SnuggieSightings.com Trivia: What website ranks #1 on Google at the time of this writing for the search term Backward Bathrobe? Mom is waaay proud.

Snuggie Sightings star Kristina wears her Snuggie to the movies.

Loni shows how it is done. She types 128 WPM, thanks to her Snuggie. She has also taken to other good habits since acquiring the Snuggie, such as hanging a Martha Stewart poster on her office wall, leaving her cigarettes unsmoked, and notice that she no longer has use for her glasses. It appears that the Snuggie can even improve your eyesight, enabling you to enjoy a good book, such as 'Marley & Me' (off the clock, of course).

This just in, we have our first Snuggie faxing. Jennifer and Nicole do the honors.

The handwriting on the box between these two Snuggie Faxers caught my eye. So I thought I would zoom in to take a little looksee.

Someone might want to get on that, ...or are you standing in the Fax/Storage room?

There's also something that reminds me of the Workplace Snuggie Blessing.

Ross and Drew nail the handoff in their Snuggies. A Snuggie workplace is a happy workplace.

Friday afternoon we posted this entry - Jackie from 100.3 The Peak in a Snuggie...at a Soccer Game. I don't pretend to be a Snuggie Psychic, but I imagine that Jackie, Tony and Donnie will discuss this on their show.

Attention Tony and Donnie: Please point out that if Jackie wishes to stay warm at her son's soccer games, she should wear sensible shoes. Perhaps something other than Flip-Flops would have kept her warm enough to have avoided landing on SnuggieSightings.com.

You can check out the 'Jackie, Tony and Donnie’ morning show on 100.3 The Peak - Albuquerque, New Mexico.

We last visited our Snuggie friends from the Silverton Casino aquarium with the 'Snuggie Scuba World Record Cut Short by PETA' entry. Jerry has now made way for the Snuggie Mermaids of Silverton.

The Snuggie Mermaids broke into song:

'Look at this Snuggie, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?

Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'
Strollin' along down the
What's that word again? ShamWow
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free, wish I could be
Part of that Snuggie world.'