Archive: February 2009

You've seen her in the Snuggie Commercial. Now find out more about Snuggie Diva Jane DeNoble.

Snuggie Fact #1: In her early acting years, she had the ability to grow to extremely large sizes. This came in handy and won her a sweet gig in London for TWININGS. Pictured below, Jane stares down Big Ben.

Snuggie Fact #2: Jane DeNoble has been on the cover of Sports Illustrated

Snuggie Fact #3: Jane DeNoble appeared in the Jack Black movie, "School of Rock"

Snuggie Fact #4: Jane DeNoble can drive a manual transmission, a 49.5cc Mini Bike, is motorcycle licensed, and is an avid gardener.

She also enjoys bass and fly fishing (attention casting directors - Cast Jane DeNoble in 'A River Runs Through it 2' Immediately), she has no allergies, can square dance, and to top it all off; she's great with kids (see Snuggie Fact #3). Source = Jane DeNoble Resume.

Snuggie Fact #5: Jane's favorite movie is Beetlejuice, favorite holiday is Halloween, favorite food is Chocolate Eclairs, and her worst job was as a Barney Imitator. Source = Bamboo Shark Bio Page

Two guesses what her favorite gig was. Here is a hint:
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Can't get enough Jane DeNoble news? Be sure to check out Jane DeNoble Spreads the Warmth.

Jay wrote to us about his job. This is not a blue collar job, but a blue Snuggie job. Jay says, "As soon as our snuggies arrived we put them on and immediately noticed a reduction in the electric bill!"

"Now moving pallets, grinding metal, and holding babies in our warehouse are so much easier! I was even able to answer the phone!"

You cannot play Dance Dance Revolution in a blanket. Snuggie Snuggie Revolution.

We were the first website to report the nationwide craze known as the Snuggie Drinking Game. It has since been reported in the USA Today (along with a mention of this website).

We now present to you the natural extension to the Snuggie Drinking Game: Snuggie Beer Pong. At the time of this writing, the rules of this game are not clear. One thing we do know is that the referee uses a ShamWow instead of a Yellow Penalty Flag. The ShamWow also comes in handy for the inevitable spills.

If you know the rules to this game, please enter them into the comments.

Michael is the one without the black box covering his face. He is also the one wearing the Snuggie in a Church of Scientology in New Mexico. Seeing this photo reminds me of the Raise the Roof in Your Snuggie entry from yesterday, where we noted the inability of Snuggie wearers to keep their arms down. After a lifetime of being stuck under blankets, the Snuggie will set you free.

Doh! There's a deep recession going on, with no end in sight. But there is a light gleaming as a bastion of hope at the end of the tunnel. Said light which gleams is the Snuggie Complimentary Booklight.

The Snuggie commercial so eloquently reminds us that wearing the Snuggie helps lower your heating bills. What goes unmentioned is that you can lower your electric bill by illuminating your home with the Complimentary Booklight. Travis has found that he can light a 400 square foot room with a single booklight. Travis is a textbook example of the 21st Century Snuggie Survivalist. He has everything he needs: Snuggie, Water, Shelter, and Booklight.

Click Here to View the Raise the Roof Snuggie Commercial - It features the New Snuggie Colors - Pink and Forrest Green

We previously noted the Snuggie Gang Sign Phenomenon in our Snuggie Gangland Collection - the inexplicable desire to flash gang signs while wearing a Snuggie. Besides this curiousity, others react to the Snuggie by raising their arms. Once one is free from the bondage of the blanket, the arms are sure to rise. Can I get an amen?

Two popular poses are "The Moses", exhibited by Bryan (pictured above), and the "Happy Little Crop Duster" modeled by Phoenix, below.

Jaime is not only lowering his heating bills, he is penning his first Snuggie Movement..."Ode to Snuggie - A Concerto in B-Flat Minor".

We asked Jaime to explain his inspiration for writing "Ode to Snuggie". After he pondered this for several minutes, he finally found the words:

"The piece conveys my inner feelings about the Snuggie. I simply cannot express the joy I feel when I'm in my Snuggie. I think if I had to pick just one word to describe that special feeling I get, it would be 'Warm Fuzzy'....shoot, that's two words! Ahh! This is so hard. But what is art other than hard? Ok, you have me cornered. That word would be 'Snuggie-licious'. It resonates, you know?"

We know.

Deejay and Janelle cozy up to a good book in their Snuggies. Their complimentary booklight make the words pop off the page. "Syphilis a synopsis" is a real page-turner even without the complimentary booklight. Not to give away the book's ending, but it doesn't end well.